{"product_id":"add-insult-to-injury-bandages","title":"Add Insult to Injury Bandages w\/Assorted Sayings - Box of 25","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd Insult to Injury Bandages from Eldorado are a humorous take on standard first aid, featuring assorted witty sayings.\u003c\/strong\u003e Packaged in a collectible tin, these adhesive bandages offer a playful way to cover minor cuts and scrapes. They're ideal for adding a touch of unexpected humor to everyday boo-boos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTired of boring bandages? These aren't your grandma's first-aid strips. The Add Insult to Injury Bandages from Eldorado inject a dose of cheeky humor into wound care. Each bandage in this box of 25 comes with a unique, often sarcastic, saying designed to elicit a chuckle, making minor injuries a little less serious. It's a fun way to share a laugh, especially for couples looking for a playful gag gift or a unique addition to their personal first-aid kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous sayings on each bandage — adds a comical twist to covering cuts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in a collectible tin — perfect for storage and display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox of 25 assorted bandages — ensures variety and plenty to share.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdhesive material for secure application — stays in place on minor wounds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique gift idea for couples — offers a playful, lighthearted surprise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for everyday minor injuries — ideal for scrapes and small cuts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25 bandages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrimary Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e First Aid \/ Novelty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built for couples who appreciate dark humor and playful surprises, individuals looking for unique gag gifts, and anyone who wants to add a laugh to their first-aid supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of sayings are on these bandages?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bandages feature a variety of witty and often sarcastic sayings. While they're assorted, they generally lean towards humorous, slightly edgy phrases that play on the idea of 'adding insult to injury' in a lighthearted way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these bandages good for actual injuries?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, these are functional adhesive bandages designed for minor cuts and scrapes. The novelty sayings are printed on them, but they provide standard wound coverage and protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I buy just one bandage instead of the whole box?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese bandages are sold exclusively as a box of 25. This quantity ensures you have a good selection of the assorted sayings and makes them ideal for sharing or keeping a well-stocked, humorous first-aid kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEldorado's Add Insult to Injury Bandages offer a humorous twist on first aid with 25 assorted witty sayings in a collectible tin, perfect for a playful surprise or gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"Miscellaneous","offer_id":46722817294594,"sku":"HPSF-HH70-EA","price":4.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/3757\/2354\/files\/HPSF-HH70-EA.jpg?v=1757893690","url":"https:\/\/myluxurytoys.com\/products\/add-insult-to-injury-bandages","provider":"myluxurytoys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}