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Penis Pasta
Penis Pasta
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Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They'll become so plump and firm, that you won't be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination!
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100% Discreet
We believe in keeping your private life private. Every order arrives in a plain, unmarked box, and your bank statement will read “MLT Payments,” so nosy neighbors (and judgmental cats) will be none the wiser.
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Flat Rate Shipping
Who doesn’t love a smooth ride? For just $14.99 USD ($19.99 for Canada), your goodies ship fast and discreetly from our distribution warehouses across Canada and the U.S. We dispatch daily, so you can get your pleasure without the wait.
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Authentic Products
We only stock the real deal from top-tier manufacturers and ship directly from the USA. As an authorized dealer for hundreds of premium brands, you can trust that every item is legit, carefully curated, and ready to take your satisfaction to new heights.