Fuck Water
Fuck Water H2O - 2 oz
Fuck Water H2O - 2 oz
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Made of only premium ingredients, FuckWater is the perfect wingman. Whether you're going out on the town or staying in alone, you're never flying solo with FuckWater at your side. Because it's glycerin-free it never dries sticky. It's long lasting, cleans up easily with water and delivers the perfect amount of lubrication every time. It's also paraben-free and made with the safest preservatives, so you're always clear for take off. Like a friend on the inside or someone to lend you a hand, FuckWater is the only wingman you need.
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Secure Payments
Your privacy is our priority, which is why we partner with trusted platforms like PayPal, Stripe, and Apple Pay. We never store your payment details—because nothing should get between you and your peace of mind (except maybe a really good toy).
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100% Discreet
We believe in keeping your private life private. Every order arrives in a plain, unmarked box, and your bank statement will read “MLT Payments,” so nosy neighbors (and judgmental cats) will be none the wiser.
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Flat Rate Shipping
Who doesn’t love a smooth ride? For just $14.99 USD ($19.99 for Canada), your goodies ship fast and discreetly from our distribution warehouses across Canada and the U.S. We dispatch daily, so you can get your pleasure without the wait.
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Authentic Products
We only stock the real deal from top-tier manufacturers and ship directly from the USA. As an authorized dealer for hundreds of premium brands, you can trust that every item is legit, carefully curated, and ready to take your satisfaction to new heights.