All Dicks Naughty Straws - Asst. Colors Pack of 11

The Kheper All Dicks Naughty Straws offer a playful way to enjoy beverages at parties and events, featuring 11 assorted penis-shaped designs. These plastic straws come in vibrant colors that represent the Progress Flag, encouraging personal expression. They are suitable for LGBTQ+ gatherings and casual get-togethers, adding a unique touch to any drink.

Unlike standard drinking straws, these novelty items come in 11 distinct penis shapes and assorted colors inspired by the Progress Flag. This provides a fun, inclusive option for guests to choose their favorite color, making them ideal for themed parties and celebrations where personalization is key.

Key Features

• Enjoy 11 unique penis-shaped straw designs — includes a variety of forms for playful use.
• Celebrate diversity with assorted colors matching the Progress Flag — vibrant shades for inclusive events.
• Durable plastic construction ensures repeated use at parties and gatherings.
• Measure 5 inches in length, suitable for most standard drink glasses and cups.
• Adds a humorous and festive element to LGBTQ+ events and friendly get-togethers.
• Lightweight at 0.125 lbs, making them easy to handle and serve.

Product Specifications

• Brand: Kheper
• Material: Plastic
• Length: 5 inches
• Height: 13 inches
• Diameter: 1.75 inches
• Weight: 0.125 lbs
• Color: Assorted Colors
• Quantity: Pack of 11

Best for: Party hosts planning LGBTQ+ events or themed celebrations, individuals looking for novelty drinkware for adult gatherings, and anyone seeking fun, conversation-starting accessories for social functions.

Common Questions

Are these straws safe for repeated use?

Yes, these straws are made from plastic, designed for durability at parties and events. While intended for fun, standard hygiene practices should be followed if reusing.

What are the dimensions of each straw?

Each straw measures 5 inches in length, with a diameter of 1.75 inches and a height of 13 inches. This size is generally suitable for most standard beverage glasses.

Can I choose specific colors?

No, these straws come in assorted colors that match the Progress Flag. The pack includes 11 different color options, offering a variety for guests to choose from.

These Kheper novelty straws offer a fun and inclusive drinking experience with 11 assorted penis-shaped designs. Measuring 5 inches long and made of durable plastic, they are perfect for adding a playful touch to any party.