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John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic w/Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup
John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic w/Removable Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup
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Experience Boogie Nights every night! Sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this 9.5" ULTRASKYN Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe aspiring girth of the one and only king of porn. This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time. The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play. When not in use, store the toy in the included fabric pouch. It is made from phthalate-free body-safe material.
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