Kheper
F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry
F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry
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The F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry from Kheper is a novelty candy designed for expressing strong emotions. This single 1.76-ounce strawberry-flavored sucker offers a sweet way to communicate displeasure. Each candy contains 80 calories and features a pink color.
This unique candy provides a playful, albeit blunt, way to convey feelings, setting it apart from standard sweets. The bold messaging combined with a classic strawberry flavor creates a memorable experience for both the giver and receiver. It's a conversation starter, wrapped in a sugary treat.
Individuals looking for a humorous or gag gift, people who appreciate novelty items, or anyone wanting a playful way to express frustration.
This Kheper strawberry sucker offers a fun, bold statement with its novelty messaging. At 1.76 ounces and 80 calories per piece, it's a sweet way to communicate your feelings with a classic flavor.
The F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry from Kheper is a novelty candy designed for expressing strong emotions. This single 1.76-ounce strawberry-flavored sucker offers a sweet way to communicate displeasure. Each candy contains 80 calories and features a pink color.
This unique candy provides a playful, albeit blunt, way to convey feelings, setting it apart from standard sweets. The bold messaging combined with a classic strawberry flavor creates a memorable experience for both the giver and receiver. It's a conversation starter, wrapped in a sugary treat.
Key Features
- Express strong feelings with a bold message — unique novelty candy design
- Enjoy a classic sweet taste — strawberry flavor
- Each sucker is 1.76 ounces — satisfyingly sized treat
- Contains 80 calories per sucker — manageable indulgence
- Vibrant pink color adds visual appeal
- Made with sugar and corn syrup for a traditional candy base
Product Specifications
- Brand: Kheper
- Flavor: Strawberry
- Weight: 0.18 lbs
- Length: 3.5 inches
- Height: 8.5 inches
- Diameter: 1 inch
- Color: Pink
Best for: Individuals looking for a humorous or gag gift, people who appreciate novelty items, or anyone wanting a playful way to express frustration.
Common Questions
What are the main ingredients in this sucker?
The F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry is primarily made with sugar and corn syrup. It also includes citric acid, artificial flavor for the strawberry taste, and artificial colors to give it its pink hue.
How many calories are in one sucker?
Each strawberry-flavored sucker contains approximately 80 calories. This makes it a treat that can be enjoyed as part of a balanced intake, offering a sweet indulgence without being excessively high in calories.
Is this sucker suitable for children?
While it is a candy, the 'F*ck You Sucker' messaging is intended for adult humor and novelty. It's best suited as a gag gift or for individuals who appreciate its unique, provocative branding, rather than for general consumption by children.
This Kheper strawberry sucker offers a fun, bold statement with its novelty messaging. At 1.76 ounces and 80 calories per piece, it's a sweet way to communicate your feelings with a classic flavor.
Key Features
- Express strong feelings with a bold message — unique novelty candy design
- Enjoy a classic sweet taste — strawberry flavor
- Each sucker is 1.76 ounces — satisfyingly sized treat
- Contains 80 calories per sucker — manageable indulgence
- Vibrant pink color adds visual appeal
- Made with sugar and corn syrup for a traditional candy base
Specifications
| Brand | Kheper |
|---|---|
| Flavor | Strawberry |
| Weight | 0.18 lbs |
| Length | 3.5 inches |
| Height | 8.5 inches |
| Diameter | 1 inch |
| Color | Pink |
Common Questions 3
- What are the main ingredients in this sucker?
- The F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry is primarily made with sugar and corn syrup. It also includes citric acid, artificial flavor for the strawberry taste, and artificial colors to give it its pink hue.
- How many calories are in one sucker?
- Each strawberry-flavored sucker contains approximately 80 calories. This makes it a treat that can be enjoyed as part of a balanced intake, offering a sweet indulgence without being excessively high in calories.
- Is this sucker suitable for children?
- While it is a candy, the 'F*ck You Sucker' messaging is intended for adult humor and novelty. It's best suited as a gag gift or for individuals who appreciate its unique, provocative branding, rather than for general consumption by children.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-package shipping. Always.
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