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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8
Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws - Pack of 8
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These Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws from Candy Prints come in a pack of eight and measure 9 inches in height. They are designed to add a festive, high-class touch to any celebration, making your event perfectly Instagram-ready. The straws feature a multi-color pattern and are ideal for birthday parties or any special occasion.
Unlike standard party accessories, these tall straws boast a unique, non-shedding glitter design that stands out. They are crafted from high-quality paper, ensuring durability throughout your event. Complete your party theme by coordinating these straws with matching napkins, balloons, and candles for a cohesive look.
Party planners looking for unique tableware to make events memorable, individuals celebrating birthdays who want a touch of humor and style in their decor, and social media users aiming for visually appealing party photos.
These 9-inch tall paper straws offer a unique, non-shedding glitter design for your celebrations. Each pack of eight adds a high-class, Instagram-ready touch to any birthday party or special event.
These Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws from Candy Prints come in a pack of eight and measure 9 inches in height. They are designed to add a festive, high-class touch to any celebration, making your event perfectly Instagram-ready. The straws feature a multi-color pattern and are ideal for birthday parties or any special occasion.
Unlike standard party accessories, these tall straws boast a unique, non-shedding glitter design that stands out. They are crafted from high-quality paper, ensuring durability throughout your event. Complete your party theme by coordinating these straws with matching napkins, balloons, and candles for a cohesive look.
Key Features
- Add a festive touch to parties — pack of 8 tall straws
- Make events Instagram-ready — 9-inch height
- Durable design — made from high-quality paper
- Unique decoration — non-shedding glitter 'fuck you fingers'
- Coordinated party theme — matches napkins, balloons, and more
- Festive multi-color pattern adds visual appeal
Product Specifications
- Brand: Candy Prints
- Quantity: 8 per pack
- Height: 9 inches
- Diameter: 0.6 inches
- Weight: 0.04 lbs
- Material: Paper
- Country of Origin: China
Best for: Party planners looking for unique tableware to make events memorable, individuals celebrating birthdays who want a touch of humor and style in their decor, and social media users aiming for visually appealing party photos.
Common Questions
Are these straws reusable?
These straws are made from high-quality paper, making them suitable for single use. They are designed to complement a festive party atmosphere and are intended for one-time celebration use.
Will the glitter shed everywhere?
No, the glitter on these straws is specifically designed to be non-shedding. This ensures your party decor remains tidy while still offering a sparkling, festive appearance.
How tall are the straws exactly?
The Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws stand at a height of 9 inches. This makes them ideal for taller glasses and adds a decorative element to your beverages.
These 9-inch tall paper straws offer a unique, non-shedding glitter design for your celebrations. Each pack of eight adds a high-class, Instagram-ready touch to any birthday party or special event.
Key Features
- Add a festive touch to parties — pack of 8 tall straws
- Make events Instagram-ready — 9-inch height
- Durable design — made from high-quality paper
- Unique decoration — non-shedding glitter 'fuck you fingers'
- Coordinated party theme — matches napkins, balloons, and more
- Festive multi-color pattern adds visual appeal
Specifications
| Brand | Candy Prints |
|---|---|
| Quantity | 8 per pack |
| Height | 9 inches |
| Diameter | 0.6 inches |
| Weight | 0.04 lbs |
| Material | Paper |
| Country of Origin | China |
Common Questions 3
- Are these straws reusable?
- These straws are made from high-quality paper, making them suitable for single use. They are designed to complement a festive party atmosphere and are intended for one-time celebration use.
- Will the glitter shed everywhere?
- No, the glitter on these straws is specifically designed to be non-shedding. This ensures your party decor remains tidy while still offering a sparkling, festive appearance.
- How tall are the straws exactly?
- The Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Straws stand at a height of 9 inches. This makes them ideal for taller glasses and adds a decorative element to your beverages.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-package shipping. Always.
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