Rear Assets Small - Purple Rose

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We believe in keeping your private life private. Every order arrives in a plain, unmarked box, and your bank statement will read “MLT Payments,” so nosy neighbors (and judgmental cats) will be none the wiser.

Who doesn’t love a smooth ride? For just $14.99 USD ($19.99 for Canada), your goodies ship fast and discreetly from our distribution warehouses across Canada and the U.S. We dispatch daily, so you can get your pleasure without the wait.

We only stock the real deal from top-tier manufacturers and ship directly from the USA. As an authorized dealer for hundreds of premium brands, you can trust that every item is legit, carefully curated, and ready to take your satisfaction to new heights.