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Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons

Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons

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Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons offer a humorous twist on traditional art supplies, featuring 24 crayons per pack. Each crayon is humorously named, and the packaging is designed to be funny and suggestive. These novelty crayons are made in China and are suitable for adult coloring books and party activities.

Unlike standard crayon sets, these Offensive-ish Crayons by Wood Rocket come with 24 distinct, provocatively named colors. The packaging itself is designed with adult humor in mind, setting them apart from children's art supplies. They are intended for adults seeking a playful and edgy addition to their creative toolkit.

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Adults seeking gag gifts or humorous party favors. Individuals who enjoy edgy humor and novelty art supplies for creative expression or adult coloring. People looking for a lighthearted, conversation-starting item for gatherings.

Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons provide a unique and humorous coloring experience with 24 distinctively named crayons. These art supplies are ideal for adult gifts and parties, offering edgy fun.

Color
Multi-Color
Weight
0.27 lb

Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons offer a humorous twist on traditional art supplies, featuring 24 crayons per pack. Each crayon is humorously named, and the packaging is designed to be funny and suggestive. These novelty crayons are made in China and are suitable for adult coloring books and party activities.

Unlike standard crayon sets, these Offensive-ish Crayons by Wood Rocket come with 24 distinct, provocatively named colors. The packaging itself is designed with adult humor in mind, setting them apart from children's art supplies. They are intended for adults seeking a playful and edgy addition to their creative toolkit.

Key Features

  • Humorous coloring experience — 24 uniquely named crayons per pack.
  • Adult-oriented packaging — funny and suggestive box designs.
  • Versatile use — great for gifts, party activities, or adult coloring books.
  • Novelty art supplies — offers a playful and edgy alternative to standard crayons.
  • Compact crayon size — each crayon measures 2.75 inches in length.

Product Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket
  • Pack Size: 24 Crayons
  • Length: 2.75 inches
  • Diameter: 1 inch
  • Height: 4.5 inches
  • Weight: 0.27 lbs
  • Country of Origin: China

Best for: Adults seeking gag gifts or humorous party favors. Individuals who enjoy edgy humor and novelty art supplies for creative expression or adult coloring. People looking for a lighthearted, conversation-starting item for gatherings.

Common Questions

Are these crayons safe for children?

These crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their humorous and suggestive names and packaging. They are not intended for use by children and contain adult-themed content.

How many colors are included in a pack?

Each pack of Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons contains 24 crayons. These crayons come in a variety of colors, each with a distinctive, humorous name.

What kind of names do the crayons have?

The crayon names are designed to be humorous and provocative, ranging from 'Insufferable Vegan Green' to 'Victim Blame Blue.' They contribute to the novelty and adult-oriented nature of the product.

Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons provide a unique and humorous coloring experience with 24 distinctively named crayons. These art supplies are ideal for adult gifts and parties, offering edgy fun.

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Key Features
  • Humorous coloring experience — 24 uniquely named crayons per pack.
  • Adult-oriented packaging — funny and suggestive box designs.
  • Versatile use — great for gifts, party activities, or adult coloring books.
  • Novelty art supplies — offers a playful and edgy alternative to standard crayons.
  • Compact crayon size — each crayon measures 2.75 inches in length.
Specifications
BrandWood Rocket
Pack Size24 Crayons
Length2.75 inches
Diameter1 inch
Height4.5 inches
Weight0.27 lbs
Country of OriginChina
Common Questions 3
Are these crayons safe for children?
These crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their humorous and suggestive names and packaging. They are not intended for use by children and contain adult-themed content.
How many colors are included in a pack?
Each pack of Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons contains 24 crayons. These crayons come in a variety of colors, each with a distinctive, humorous name.
What kind of names do the crayons have?
The crayon names are designed to be humorous and provocative, ranging from 'Insufferable Vegan Green' to 'Victim Blame Blue.' They contribute to the novelty and adult-oriented nature of the product.
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