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Master Series The Flasher Exhibitionist Teddy Bear
Master Series The Flasher Exhibitionist Teddy Bear
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Surprise and amuse your friends with The Flasher Exhibitionist Teddy Bear! This outrageous gag gift features a plush, brown-furred teddy bear that proudly showcases a light-colored dong and a cheeky grin. Draped in a stylish black vegan leather jacket, which it holds open to expose itself, this bear is all about shock and awe. Crafted with care, the jacket includes nickel-free metal components, making it a safe choice for a hearty laugh. Perfect for any humorous occasion, this exhibitionist bear is sure to be the center of attention and a conversation starter!
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